The law asks us to tell you who we are, what we do with what you tell us and which cookies we hand out. We are glad it does, because it gives us an excuse to show you something we are rather proud of: there are no pop-ups here, no cookies tracking you, and you will not get a single email you did not ask for.
Before we start
Our unicorn was not born for this. Glitter, loud music and saying yes: that is more its line.
The day came to read the European regulation and it read every word, with three colours of highlighter and a set of sticky notes that were not needed at all. So now it knows by heart the article that keeps our two cookies out of the banner. We let it write this page. It runs long, because it loves explaining itself.
Chapter 1
Everything we know about you, you wrote to us yourself: in the form, on WhatsApp or by email. There are no other sources.
It is the thread your quote arrives on.
Email, phone or both, whichever suits you. It is used to send you the quote and to let you know about anything to do with the party in hand. You will never get spam or newsletters you did not sign up for. Legal basis: you asked us, when you requested more information about our services.
The date, the time slot and the postcode when you ask for a quote; the exact address once there is a booking and we have to get there. We work out the travel from the postcode, and the name of the town is stored in your browser.
At nine years old, whether the show is princesses, superheroes or K-pop changes absolutely everything.
The number of guests decides the format and the age decides the show. If it is a birthday, you tell us how old the birthday child is.
The best parties start with an "oh, and one more thing…".
The forms have a space to write in your own words: the shows you like, how you picture the party and anything you want to add. It is optional. We read it to fine-tune the quote and it is stored with your request, for as long as the request is. Whatever the party needs is plenty.
You choose when the phone rings.
On the contact page you leave us your name, your phone number and the three times that suit you for a call, with any comments you want to add. The phone number is used for that call and for whatever comes out of it about your party. Legal basis: you asked us, when you requested the call.
From the postcard we keep only the fact that it was sent and through which channel, so we know whether people like the idea. The name of the sender and of the recipient travel inside the link itself, and that link stays between you.
It serves one deeply unglamorous, very necessary purpose: keeping spam out, because spam finds unicorns too.
With each request we also store which page you came from, which pages you saw during that visit and a code calculated from your IP that cannot be turned back into it. Legal basis: our legitimate interest in keeping this working and safe.
When a child's name or age reaches us, it comes from you, as their parent or responsible adult, and we use it only to prepare their party. Photos and video from the day of the show are covered by our booking terms.
Chapter 2
This list took us considerably more work than the one above, and it is the one we really wanted to show you.
The exact address of the party, until there is a booking and we have to park. Your IP, which turns into a code before it comes in and arrives unrecognisable. Which other pages you visit, today or any day. Whether you came back this afternoon or had not dropped by for a month. Your age, your income, your bank, your face, your neighbourhood. What you searched for before you found us.
There is not a single cookie here that tracks or monitors your browsing.
Chapter 3
Six places, and the first one is in your house.
Your browser's storage holds the list of shows you are collecting, your score in the game on the About page, the draft of your quote so it is still there if you close the page in a hurry (30 days) and the town from your postcode (6 months). None of that is a cookie and none of it makes the trip to Germany: it stays with you, and we have no way of opening your backpack. If the computer belongs to the whole family and you want your quote to stay yours, empty it on your way out.
What you write arrives in our inbox and that is where we reply. It is read by the same person who will be throwing your party. The email provider supplies the mailbox and works on our instructions, under the same obligations we have.
Treasure maps always end on a beach, with a crooked palm tree and an X. Ours ends on a German industrial estate. Less photogenic, considerably safer.
Our server lives in a Netcup cabinet in Nuremberg, European Union territory, and inside it live the site and its database. That is where your party's file sleeps: what you told us, what you chose and what we quoted. We hold the key; Netcup provides the walls, the power and the fans, and has signed that it touches nothing of what is inside. In the story it would be the friendly giant who rents out the cave and very politely looks the other way.
If there is a booking there is an invoice, and the invoice carries your name into the accounts and from there to the tax authorities when the law requires it.
Backups are locked before they leave here and stored on Google Drive. Google keeps the parcel and the key stays home. If a backup leaves the European Union, it travels with the safeguards the GDPR requires.
If you choose to talk on WhatsApp, that conversation goes through WhatsApp (Meta), which has its own policy and its own rules. It is an optional stop: email and phone arrive at the same place.
Your data is not sold, not handed over and not rented out: the providers on this list process it on our instructions, under contract.
Chapter 4
The unicorn does not like hoarding things. It learned the techniques of perfect tidying and cleaning from Marie Kondo.
If there was a party
6 years from your last Disparate
Set by tax and commercial law, and not even unicorns argue with the tax office.
If there was none in the end
2 years from your enquiry
In case you come back next year and would rather skip the paperwork. After two years, it says goodbye.
Visit statistics
90 days
No cookies and no stored IP: they count visits, not people.
Technical logs
up to 8 weeks
Your IP and browser stay in the server logs, which is how the server defends itself.
Backups
up to 6 months
They travel locked. What we let go of is let go of there too as they are renewed.
Chapter 6
It is yours, so asking is enough. No spells, no form and no waiting for a full moon.
You can ask us to show it to you, correct it, erase it, take it elsewhere, limit its use, object to it and withdraw at any time a permission you had given us. Write to cuca@disparate.show and say what you want. If we need to check it is really you, we will ask, and that is all. The same person who answered you the first time answers again.
You can complain to the Spanish Data Protection Agency at aepd.es. We would love it if you gave us the chance to put it right first, which is usually quicker.
Chapter 7
Here the unicorn puts down the glitter and signs.
Behind all that glitter there is a human being with an ID card, and here she is.
This site belongs to Vanessa Alfonso Pérez, self-employed, trading as Disparate Show and known to almost everyone as Cuca. Her details are in the card above, as required by Spanish Law 34/2002 (LSSI). She is also the data controller for the purposes of the GDPR and Spanish Organic Law 3/2018 (LOPDGDD).
The text, photographs, videos, illustrations, design and code of this site belong to Disparate Show or are used with their authors' permission. You are welcome to link to them and share them with a credit. For any other use, write to cuca@disparate.show: we almost always say yes.
From here you can hop over to WhatsApp, Instagram or our Google listing. Those pages have their own terms and their own privacy policy.
We go over prices and dates with a magnifying glass. Even so, the odd gremlin slips into a table.
If a figure on the site and your quote ever disagree, what we put in writing in the quote takes priority.
May we never meet in front of a judge: they do not let unicorns in there.
This site is governed by Spanish law. If a disagreement arose that could not be sorted out by talking and you are a consumer, you can bring it before the courts where you live. In any other case, before those of Vilanova i la Geltrú.
Any questions before you write to us? Write anyway: we reply in under 24 h and we reply ourselves.
Ask usLast updated: 7 October 2026. If something really changes, we write it here, and if you are one of ours, we let you know.
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